Hey There Douglas

Hey there Douglas I see you just got home from school
You're gettin' big there sport, your dad must be proud of you
And I know you're probably tired, your day was probly long
But just slow down, Douglas, tell me would it be wrong...
If I wanted you to

Come into my garage
And try out my latest invention
Come into my garage
You know it was very expensive
Come into my garage
And try out my latest invention
Come into my garage
You know it was very expensive

Hey there Douglas are you quite done running away?
Must you go off so fast? We barely got a chance to play!
You have an excuse? Oh? What is that that you say?
Oh, forget about that girl! What kind of last name is Mayonnaise?
Just

Come into my garage
And try out my latest invention
Come into my garage
You know it was very expensive
Doug come into my garage
And try out my latest invention
Come into my garage
You know it was very expensive


Come stay with me, Doug, it will just be us two boys
I want you to try out all my shiny, expensive toys
Don't act like you don't want it, Douglas. Don't play coy.
Look, I don't think you quite get it,
YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE
You're going to

Come in my garage
On top of my latest invention
Come into my garage
You know it was very expensive, Doug
Come into my garage
Just come check it out
I want you to come in my garage
In more ways than one
But there's only one way out
(You're mine)