Church rulez

People
Don't go to church no more
They're scared
Of acting like fools

They don't
Know what to do at Mass
Listen:
The Altar Boyz are gonna lay down the rulez

Stand up, and sing a hymn to heaven
Stand up, and watch the organist play
Stand up, and sing a hymn to heaven
Stand up, stand up, stand up today

Kneel, and say a prayer to Jesus
Kneel, and wash your sins away
Kneel, and say a prayer to Jesus
Kneel, kneel, kneel today

Sit down, and listen to the homily
Sit down, and hear what the priest has to say
Sit down, and listen to the homily
Sit down, sit down, sit down today!

Then the collection plate gets passed at any minute
And when it gets to you, you put soms money in it
And at the end of Mass, a moment you can savor:
You get to look around and shake the hand of your neighbor!

"Peace be with you."

Stand up, kneel, sit down
And sing a hymn to heaven
And say a prayer to Jesus
And listen to the homily
Stand up, kneel, sit down
And watch the organist play
And wash your sins away
And hear what the priest has to say
Stand up, kneel, sit down
And sing a hymn to heaven
And say a prayer to Jesus
And listen to the homily
Stand up, kneel, sit down (x3)
Today!

Stand up, kneel, sit down (x5)
Genuflect today!

The mass is ended: go in peace!


Taal: Engels


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