The Chanukah Song

Put on your yamakah
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is
A Festival of Lights
Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me

David Lee Roth lights the Menorah
So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
Bowser from Sha na na and Arthur Fonzarelli

Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together: "What a fine looking Jew!"

You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
Cause you can spin a dreydel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (both Jewish!)

Put on your yamakah
Its time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson: NOT a Jew
But guess who is?: Hall-of-famer Rod Carew (he converted)
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is?: All three Stooges!
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
Its time you celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Chanukah

So drink your gin and tonic-ah
and smoke your marijuani-kah
If you really, really wanna-kah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah

HAPPY CHANUKAH!